YOU MUST LAUGH

I Wanted to buy book in a bookshop,
then I saw some books with the following Titles:...
(1) How to look Beautiful/Handsome
       by: Obasanjo.
       I was confused!
(2). Food that will make you grow tall
         by: Osita Iheme (pawpaw).
         I was so confused!!
(3). My Love for Nigeria
        by: Abubakar Shekau.
        very surprised!
(4). Tips on how to get Married
        by: Genevieve Nnaji.
        I was shocked!
(5).The Joy of Poverty
       by: Aliko Dangote.
       Over shocked!!
(6).Guidelines on how to pass your English Language.
       by: Patience Jonathan.
       I just fainted!!!!!
Abeg if it's u,
which of them would you buy???j
😂😂....

🚌 Conductor asked one of his passengers:
Wey ur money?
Passenger replied: I b staff.
Conductor queried: Which kind staff u b?
-u b police?
No!
-u b soldier?
No!
-u b navy?
No!
-u b air force?
No!
So wetin u be now! Abeg pay ya money
D passnger replied: I b Boko haram!
😳😳😳😳😳
All d passngers shouted: WHAAT!!! Conductor u dey mad? Oga Boko sorry sir,abeg no vex,we go pay 4 u sir. Everybdy screamed;DRIVER NEXT JUNCTION OWA O!. Driver said e be like na here i go drop too!
😂😂😂 Abi if you are there will you continue with your journey?

I'm finished

"I'm finished"😁😁😁 is when you lock your door to kill a snake and then electricity goes off, my dear that's when you will realize the devil has already succeeded in using your life to test the new version of Temple run.

FEBRUARY 14

Behold it is written in the book of February
chapter 14 verse 1
"And it shall come to pass that on Valentine's
day, excuses shall arise again; my battery died,
my credit got finished, my DP refused to change,
my boss selected me for the trip, traffic jams
etc... When thou seeth these signs, be calm, fear
thou not, keep thy peace and know that verily
verily... thou art not thy boo's boo, thou art a
side chick."
Verse 2...
"Even when you receive gifts, calls, or were
taken out, Remember my dear daughter that all
will end on the bed."
Verse 3:
"Behold babe, I stand at thy door of your hostel
and knock, if u hear my voice and open thy door,
I will come in and eat with you, dine with you
and
share thy gifts I have for you."
Verse 4:
"Blessed is the boy that bothers not himself for
any girl for peace I will grant to him."
Verse 5:
"Hear ye hear ye, for girls so love February 14
that they gave their only begotten dignity in
exchange for a date, but know ye that who so
ever does not make that mistake shall not have
the fear of 9 months assignment."